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What is this

You know those man pages? The ones with 3,000 lines of flags you’ll never touch, written by someone who thinks “SYNOPSIS” is a helpful section header?

Yeah. We read them so you don’t have to.

manpages.wtf distills each tool down to the 20% you’ll actually use. The commands that solve real problems, explained by someone who’s mass-deployed SSH keys at 2 AM and mass-deleted logs at 3 AM.

Why does this exist

Because every sysadmin has watched a colleague — a grown adult, with a job title and a salary — open a GUI file manager to copy files between servers. We can’t fix everything, but we can at least put the useful commands in one place and roast you gently until you memorize them.

Who writes this

Someone who has dragged and dropped files into the wrong server window, rm -rf’d a directory one level too high, and spent an embarrassing amount of time in GUI tools before realizing the terminal was faster all along. These pages are the notes from that journey — consolidated in one place so the next person makes fewer of the same mistakes.

Not zero mistakes. Just fewer.

If you have suggestions, complaints, or want to argue about vim vs emacs, keep it to yourself. This isn’t a democracy.