Contact

“I have given my word that I will not be disturbed.” — Gandalf, shortly before being disturbed

We appreciate your enthusiasm. Truly. But right now, the best way to reach us is to open a terminal, type your message into a file, and then chmod 000 it so nobody can read it. Including us.

We’re working on a contact method. It’s on the list, somewhere between “add more tool pages” and “figure out what xargs actually does.”

A proper contact method will be determined and provided at some point in the future. Until then, we remain blissfully unreachable.