Privacy Policy

The short version

We don’t track you. We don’t cookie you. We don’t know who you are and we’d like to keep it that way.

Analytics

This site uses Cloudflare Web Analytics, which is privacy-focused by design:

• No cookies. None. Zero. Not even a “strictly necessary” one.
• No personal data collected. No IP addresses, no fingerprinting, no device IDs.
• No tracking pixels. No cross-site surveillance. No ad networks getting a ping.
• Data stays with Cloudflare. It’s not sold, shared, or used for advertising.

We get aggregate numbers — page views, top pages, referring sites. We don’t know who visited, just how many. That’s it.

What we don’t do

• No forms. There’s nowhere to enter your email, name, or anything else.
• No accounts. You can’t log in because there’s nothing to log in to.
• No third-party ads. No ad networks. No affiliate links. No sponsored content.
• No third-party scripts. The only external script is Cloudflare’s analytics beacon.
• No data collection. We literally have no database with user data in it.

Cookies

None. If your browser is showing cookies from this site, something else is going on and you should probably run uBlock Origin and check your extensions.

Changes

If this policy changes, it’ll be updated here. Given that there’s nothing to change, don’t hold your breath.

Last updated: March 2026